July 30th, 2014

HOW IT FELT THIS WEEK WHEN MY DAD TESTED POSITIVE FOR CELIAC:

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

At first, he was all:

And I was all: 

And then he called about twenty times asking if he could eat __(insert something full of gluten here)___ and I was all:

And he started to realize what it meant and was all:

This was me…

ohcaptainnmycaptainn:

I’ve got 99 problems and Celiac Disease is like 53 of them..

I’m a celiac, but sometimes I eat bread. You could say I’m a gluten for punishment.

jonmtm:

I barley show signs of most of the symptoms - my body doesn’t go completely aw-rye, so it isn’t the end of the world. And you know, nothing ventured, nothing grained.

Reblogging for that pun :L

let-anchors-collide:

Someone come take care of me and hold me while I sleep, yeah?? 🙈🙈

July 29th, 2014
Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don’t go there alone.
Augusten Burroughs (via wordsthat-speak)

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July 26th, 2014
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via parkingstrange)

July 25th, 2014

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

(via sya-hirah)

When you look at me like that, my darling

What did you expect?

(Source: colinfarrells, via sya-hirah)